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omg shirl we have 2 many!!! jks jks..lol i no eh?? like holy crap we like 5000 x infinity x infinity x infinity x infinity x infinity...and so on LMFAO!!!!
shirley: omg i got honked at..., Alana: no they honked at me..., Shirley:no they didnt they honked at me..., Alana:no shirley they honked at ur ass..., Shirley: shut...up!
my watermelon tasted like pumple.. pumple.. wait.. what??
haha cat lady.. tee hee hee
ok lemme think....
well we broke a tree..
call the operator day.. WEDNESDAY!!
O and yelrihs loves essej
(8)BUDDHA!!(8)
That sux.. dump it..
i was on the radio
hi im daisy duke...
hi im dixi duke...
dixi and daisy!
dont forget...ew it smells like pizza in here ( while brother and friend are eating pizza)...no shit...it dosnt smell like shit it smells like pizza, god guys can be so stupid sometimes...lmfao alana.
boneless man!
dog named tinker bell...or was it twinkle toes...anyways, gunna dress it up in a tu tu lol alana
lemme show yooh my real power..
chin man
the shirley show
(8)shirley is so sexxi(8)
alana died.. falling owt of a tv.
pikey died choking on an apple.. lol alana you have really gay dreams..
ur mom
for english say english .. english.. for wat city.. ur mom.. do u mean montreal?.. how do yooh get montreaL yooh fag.. 1 moment plz..
get ovr it.. yooh get ovr it.. yooh're mom shud get ovr it.. yooh're gramma shud get ovr it..have fun with her.. eww old ppl..old ppl WUUUT? lol we have awesome phone convos with pikey..luv yooh pikey
muumuu...
lawrence yooh're fatt..
eww alana thinx my brother's hott..(alana-he is)
do yooh wanna die??
wuuut?!?
LETS GO 2 JESSE'S HOUSE...
shirley yooh wanna buy me a cookie..no..plz..no..come on..no..fine.. wat about now.. no...
she sed bitch, shit, fuck.. we saw the middle finger...
I HAVE A TOE ON MY FACE.. I DUN WANT A TOE ON MY FACE!!
ITS THERAPY!! ITS THERAPY!!
wow yooh eat fast.. ya shirley i used a shovel.. yooh used a shovel i cant eat with shovels thats jus too big..
y r yooh're underwear yellow.. they were white this morning..ew
come here..me .. no the ghost standing behind yooh nicole..wow vic yooh see dead ppl
yooh mean i cuda told yooh 2 leave 5 hrs ago..
i was gunna get that hat... but alana didnt buy it 4 me...
nutella!!
shirley got scared by a ghost in a frilly pink hat..wut he was scarry!
we r the crocodile hunters.. were the ghost hunters yooh fag..*slap*
we heard movement and we felt a presence..a nd yooh noe wat else.. it smelled BAD!!like rotting ghost?.. or rotting body cuz yooh noe it cudda killed sume 1.. true say..
wheres the paper..up yooh're
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its hard to come.. eww thats like cum..
alana cut my cheek..
(8)i turn to y..ROLLERCOASTER!!(8)
we make such awesome songs..
dont.. touch...me..
GET OWTTTTT!!
this 1s for kris..
he kissed me behind the pizza place..
every thing i say is funni...
victoria found it up her nose...
SEAN...(pernounced seen)
victoria's nose gunk keeps farting.. for future referance its just goo..that came frum victorias nose..
oldies 1150
97.7 hits fm!
if yooh dun shut up ill put an apple in yooh're mouth and shove my foot up yooh're hiney hole..
how do yooh spell hiney hole..
wats the number for 911
she threw her nose gunk at me..
welcome to big valley.. big valley that sounds so dirty..
there r many fun activities to do..I CANT DO THIS..shirley yooh can!!
nicole.. the nicole we hate nicole??...no
hey vic wanna come ovr.. no thanx.. its a daily routine...
wow we're like upside down.. so cool..
this girl cant even read the whole script.. yooh noe wat i quit..nooooooooooooooo!
shirley trpped ovr a box.. lol
shirley fell on her hiney..
thats black mail yooh noe..
yooh put 5,000 hair elastics in my hair.. it was 3..oh i knew that
victoria punched me with her nose gunk..
that sounded like a duck..
alana flex..*fart*
i have to pee..*fart*
wats that.. umm its alanas..ok...
mmm.. free cheese
look its a sqirel
we dun swim in yooh're toilets so dun pee in our pool..
we dun swin on yooh're pillows so dun drool in our pool
mmmmm bananas are good!
shirley is hot like wow hottie!
this is a recipe...u take one cup of poop and one cup of pineapple...ewww pineapples are nasty
title: lawrence is a fag...words u cant use...lawrence, is, a, fag...lmfao alana!
love ur pappyaya lol alana
papp-ya-ya?? lmfao alana we cant spell to save our lives!!
put the banana between the oranges!!
ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-ja...ja??? wtf?
wtf mate!
i love warren peace and lash!
first u put me on hold then u put me on pause... HOW DARE U?
little shirley likes ac/dc and hilary duff...HOW DO U DO THAT??
im gunna like get you on a hidden camera one of theas days...wooooooow!!! hahaha tee hee hee!...shirley...r u high??
did u catch that??...wut??...ummm im talking to my wall...o...k
CONFETTII!!!
TIP IT!!!
yay i win...i won first...well i won second.......theres only 2 of us...ya so?
st. anger!!
CHIPS!!!
dirty deeds done dot cheep...ITS DIRT DIRT!! god get it right
u used to be hot...wut happend???
a roller coaster ride...at end!!
*cough cough*...wu was that...hair ball
do uwant a residential #...wuuuuuuuuut???
is this mr.india groceeeers??...yes...oopes wrong #
u have pointy boobs...there not pointy...shirley are they pointy...alana i cant really say...shirley just tell me...fine there perfectly rounded...shirley u didnt evan look!
ur wack and on crack and prozzack and riddlin and possibly weed!
crude talk is rude talk!
me and alana made pefume from...roses, shampoo, cnditioner, 2 kinds or mouse, and baby powder...it was so funn!!
ur feet are close verry close!!
me and alana write amazing songs
lost cat: small white cat with tan spots...answers to the name ollie...last seen on sunday october 23, 2005...pleas check ur yards, garages and sheds...if found pleas call dianna at 905-785-0454...
i dun like showing my arms in public...why??...because there so big...
i havent seen shirley in like 5 day...oh my god im going through withdrawl
OMG I FOUND OUR INSIDE JOKE SHEET!!
alana made me a poem and we made one about shoelaces its called my lovely little shoelace lmfao alana!!
mmmmmmm...im just sitting here eating my m&ms...did u no for evry m&m u eat to work it off u have to walk the length of a football field... i walk 6 foot ball feilds every skool day...woo hoo that means i loose 6 m&ms every skool day!!! yay!! lol
lalala its a beautifl night...hey ladies...hi...i think there high...ya! lol that was so jks
wut r u eating...it shit want some...lmfao...cookie dough is so yummy!!! alana u were really attacking it holy crap! loll
im soo hyper...lol...oooooo i think thats anthoy...no i think its (i fergot the name that alana said) no its not anthony...it not guy...well its not anthony...well its not guy...yup i gess were wrong...yup...YOU HERE THAT KID WERE WRONG!!!!...shut up...lmfao i think he was trying to be kool lmfao
well u no wut ur wrong!
lol...jesse smells alot...lol...alana puts that in every card she givs to me...lol...its a tredition!!
ooooo come back i luv you!!...shirley you dont evan no that guy...but i luv him...ya well he is hot!!...back off hes mine!
mmm axe pheonex!!.....i smell so good
home made tapes...its the greatest!
alana im going to hang up on you...click...shirley? shirley? shirley? shirley? hello? shirley? omg thats so hurtful she hung up on me...i feel so rejected:(
hahaha thats how you spell it lol and to think we spelled papyaya and its spelled papaya...lol...i think! :S
alana smells!
lol smelly babies...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....cheese...again...lmfao this is like our tradition lol alana we so cool!
ew theas tast nasty...gimmy another one...but i thought u think they tast nasty...i do but there addicting...i no eh?
owwwwwwwwchie holy shiot my kneee...:'( ouch it hurts oh the pain o the pain!!!! it still hurts...stupid dance (oo i didnt mean it i luv dance)!
haha crumpet fight!!! that is so much fun to do...alana have you got rid of the crumpets in your pillow yet??...no...oopes
hi gisane (throws sandwitch pouch)
would you nuther like a shit pack?? would i wut?
ahhh my nipples are laktating...ur nipple r wuuuut?....shirley wuts laktating....im not sure let just keep walking...
haha shadow sex
your you were him girl but large that ma vie and every month life
mmmmmmmmm ice cream...i feel so sick :(...ya me too....gimme some more.
try b-4 you buy
fresh or free is our thing
shadow sex...lmfao...i don wanna here you huys no more!
haha...we watched harry potter and alana cried! lmfao!
god i love the movie!
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